Dear Brady, The Traveler,
I hope you really enjoy this trip. It's the Greatest Hemingway Adventure Ever. No one could do more activities and see into Ernest Hemingway's life as you will. You will see everything and learn to appreciate him more than you ever have.
I am honored to have made this insanely awesome trip for you. It was my pleasure. Especially ruining it when you get to Ketchum and not have anymore money to get home. And you won't even see this warning message because it's in the fine print. The only thing not in the fine print is the money that you owe me.
Here is your grand total approximate cost for the whole trip: $15,197.06
Thank you kindly,
BJ WALKER
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