DO YOU BOYS LIKE VENICE!?!

Venice, Italy

• Hot weather with very high humidity in the summer.
• Often have thunderstorms and rain showers.


• Maximum temperature in the summer reaches 91 degrees F.


• Minimum temperature in winter reaches 32 degrees F.
• The currency of Venice is the Euro.
• The main language of Venice is called veneto.
• Venice is 6 hours ahead of Chicago.

Itinerary

• Hokay, so, you arrive in Venice at 2:15pm.
• Check into the Hotel Gritti Palace. It's where Hemingway himself stayed. I couldn't get you the Hemingway Suite because it was booked by some Franchetti guy. This is a very prestige hotel with marble bathrooms with bathrobes that you can cop and take home...but you have to be sneaky. They also have beautiful Murano glass chandeliers. I don't think you can take one of those, someone might become suspicious.
• Back to the regular routine of the three activities in three days. These you'll like!

1. Go to Harry's Bar. Hemingway was well known there. He also loved it very much.
2. Visit the terace by the Venetian Hotel. That's the spot where Hemingway read his obituary in the newspaper, in the story headlined "Hemingway, Wife, Killed in Air Crash." That's some freaky shat!
3. Meet with the Franchetti guy that has Hemingway's Suite booked and talk to him about Hemingway and his involvement in Venice.
4. I'm adding this one for your enjoyment. One night go back to the Hotel Gritti and chuck wine bottles out of the same window as Hemingway himself did at the hotel after a long night.

• All of these activities are a much when you get to Venice.
• Get ready for your next trip, it'll be a joy.

Cost of Venice

• After doing these activities, you won't spend that much money, besides on your drinks and food and the hotel. which is about $850 a night for two nights.
• Plus, you have the flights outta Venice. It's $1,744 to Cancun, then $464 for a roundtrip from and to Cancun.

Your approximate cost in Venice will be around $3,908.

NEXT STOP---HAVANA, CUBA BY WAY OF CANCUN!!